Jason Jackson
The Second Biggest Dork on Earth
Meet the Idiot:
Jason Jackson is a good-for-nothing loser. He harrasses me for absolutely no reason, and that is why I am writing this. It should attract the attention of the town and the world to the pure stupidity of this fine specimen.
There is no reason he should be harrassing anyone. In fact, I don't see why no one would harass him instead. He is a complete retard with no brains and little brawn. In fact, he is so skinny that I could hide him behind a toothpick. He's so skinny that he could use a Cheerio as a life preserver. His brain is so small that it rattles in a flea's skull. He looks like a little stupid dork and he scratches his little behind when he gets the chance.
Even better, he wets the bed and is just a general nuisance to society. There should be fewer people like this wasting tax dollars.
Oh, yeah, here's a list of similes and metaphors about Jason.
Revenge is so very, very sweet.
-Cartman