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Appliances

DF Blue Fridge

The Dumbf**k Blue was designed to save your Sims money by reducing waste (aka SNACKS) and by lowering the cost of food. At §900, it will become the second cheapest fridge in your catalog. Download it (425KB)

DF Red Fridge

The Dumbf**k Red was also designed to save your Sims money by reducing waste and lowering the cost of food. At §1000, it will become the second or third cheapest fridge in your catalog. Download it (393KB)

Decorative

Dumbf**k Logo Painting

It's the Dumbf**k logo to put on the Sims' walls! Let your Sims know that you're a Dumbf**k fan! Download it (36KB)

Harry Browne Painting

A picture of the 2000 Libertarian Party candidate for President that will make your Sims do strange things when they see it. Download it (43KB)

Susie Paintings

If you like dogs, this is a group of four pictures of my dog Susie. Download it (185KB)

Sim Killer Painting

A nice picture of Kyle that will kill every Sim in the same room as the one looking at it, as well as the one looking at it. Download it (36KB)

Electronics

Test Card W TV

Fans of Test Card F can now have the closest thing for their Sims! This TV shows nothing but Test Card W (the new widescreen version of Test Card F). Download it (302KB)

General

Fire Starter

Want to kill sleeping Sims, or covertly set their prized possessions ablaze? This fire starter is perfect for the job! It won't burn up, and it can be placed under most any object! Download it (18KB)

Revenge Doll

Do you want/need to kill off a couple of Sims? Want to shock the cop when she rains on your parties? The Revenge Doll is for you! It kills Sims, and it shocks NPC's. Note: Based on a Livin' Large object. Download it (69KB)

DF Bar

The Dumbf**k bar serves as a quick and easy antidote to the bright green potion of the Livin' Large chemistry set. Just two shots of the elixir will make everything just right again. And it's only §100! Download it (128KB)

Thrift Store Dresser

Why spend upwards of §250 for a similar dresser when you can buy used for §50? The main advantage of this dresser is that it lets your Sims get really casual (they can undress). Download it (170KB)

Build Mode

ESA Burglar Alarm

At §50, it's a fifth of the price of the regular alarm. It was put under Build Mode - Walls because I thought it would be better suited there, instead of in Buy Mode.Download it (20KB)