In the beginning, there was a bunch of stupid Pok�mon.
They listened to stupid music and ate Pok� Pellets,
which tasted like dogsh#t.

The Pok�mon fought in gyms, their only weapons
their Pok�-powers.

The Pok�mon Trainers' Club got a new TV,
and the Pok�mon sneaked in by themselves
to watch South Park. It warped
their little minds.

The Pok�mon started cussing, and
they started fighting dirty, using weapons
such as beer bottles, knives, tables, and even guns.

Because of this, Pok�mon the show had
to move to Showtime at 2:00am weeknights.
It was rated TV-MA for the use of the S-word and for violence.

Only a literal handful of kids managed to watch Pok�mon, but only
for a few days, so Pok�mon waned, and the Pok�mon had to eat restaurant-
grade beef that humans could safely eat! The Pok�mon never ate it.

The weakened Pok�mon had their show canceled, and they jumped off a bridge,
right into a big-ass train! Those who didn't splatter from landing
splattered when the train hit them. Cool!

THE END!